You've Learnt Something Jon Snow...

Game of Thrones

Season 3

Episode 5:

Kissed By Fire

Summary:

Meanwhile, at the Lord of Light Party Cave...
Sandor's trial went well. For him. And no one else.
Beric came back to play the Game of Thrones again.

This one time, at Wilding Camp...
Jon Snow got prodded for information then prodded Ygritte. More then once.

Tyrells have money to throw at costly Weddings...
Olenna is the only person ever to be disappointed with Tyrion. That isn't related.

When lions don't bite...Its kind of creepily nice..
Cersei has no love for the Tyrells. Littlefinger has no love for anyone but himself.

Margaery and Sansa bond over sweaty fighting men...
Sansa is smitten with Loras. Margaery promises to use her talents on Joffrey.
Loras inappropriately bonds with a squire.
Squire is a spy for Littlefinger.

Sansa is playing the Game of Ships alone... 
Littlefinger approaches Sansa like a cat stalking a mouse.
Sansa apparently knows nothing but clearly knows how to lie.

Robb makes a bad move. Again.
This is what you get for not listening to and imprisoning your mum. Idiot.
Even Edmure and Talisa knew it was wrong. And they know nothing. 

Arya still has Daddy Issues.
A headless Ned Stark would make her happy.
And Beric is kind of a zombie.

Dirty Jaime re-enters society.
Jaime and Brienne arrive at Harrenhall. Roose toys with Jaime. Jaime gets treated by Qyburn and roars like a lion. Well, a lion without its good paw that refuses milk of the poppy while someone cuts away the rotten flesh.

Dirty Jaime and Brienne share a bath.
Jaime shares the story of how he got the name 'Kingslayer' and the lack of appreciation it got him before collapsing into Brienne's arms.

Arya has abandonment issues.
Arya loses Gendry and his beard to the Brotherhood.

Pickled babies...? 
Stannis and Selyse have the most awkward reunion ever in her chamber, surrounded by pickled baby boys.
Selyse is apparently okay with Stannis table humping Melisandre but not okay with him wanting to see their daughter, Shireen.

I see no greyscale, only huge amounts of cuteness...
Shireen loves her dad but clearly loves Davos more. She ventures down to his cell and begins teaching Davos how to read.

Jorah and Dany sitting in a tree. K. I. S. S. I. N. G.
Jorah's crush on the Khaleesi continues. Barristan would rather talk of war stories.

Grey...Worm?
Dany urges to Unsullied to pick a leader. They choose the unfortunately named Grey Worm.  She urges him to change it to something more respectful...  Grey Worm likes Grey Worm and is not one for changing it.

Your wife knows nothing Robb Stark.
Yet another bad move. Well done. 

Tywin Lannister both loves and hates his children. Mostly hates...
After deciding that both Cersei and Tyrion will marry, to Loras and Sansa, not each other, Tywin calls both Cersei and Tyrion a disgrace to the family name and urges them to do their duty whether they like it or not.








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