Bye, bye, scene stealer...

Game of Thrones

Season 3

Episode 6:

The Climb

Summary:

Oh Sam. You had one job...
I'm pretty sure singing didn't cover it. But Gilly apparently likes big things. Get in there boy.

Osha, Osha, Osha...
Meera is just a girl. You're a vicious Wilding. Rip her head off. Bran will get over it.

Oh Tormund...
The only Wilding who ever makes any sense. Plus, that beard is divine.  

Jon and Ygritte...Urgh...
Love is a sweet poison but its possible to be just a little too clingy and unpleasant for everyone else.

Arya Archery Academy...
Bonding with the Brotherhood. Being cool. Bye bye Gendry. 

Melisandre gets around...
And she speaks High Valyrian like a boss. Clearly a woman of many talents. No wonder Stannis didn't want her to go.  

Beric has been resurrected six times?
That explains why he looks so old and worn now...

Apparently the Lord of Light loves abs...
Unless Gendry's fires aren't low.  Oh Melisandre, you didn't need to lie.

And Arya is full of darkness.
I prefer to call it rage. Spectacular murderous rage. 

Theon can't pinkie swear anymore. 
Ramsay is a twisted, evil genius.

Brienne looks so pretty in that dress.
And Jaime is trying to negotiate one handed. Roose refuses to shake on it.

And then there were Freys...
Robb is forcing Edmure to get married. To Roslin. Not to him. Shame, Edmure would make someone a pretty wife.

Tywin and Olenna are in the same room!
I'm shipping them now. 

Loras is the sole heir to Highgarden...
Where's Willas?



Sansa, Loras is not a lemon cake. Stop trying to eat him...
I refuse to believe that Loras is as excited as she is. Family duty and all that.

And Cersei wants to have them both killed. Its how she solves everything.
Cersei is actually nice to Tyrion. Sort of.  Tyrion blames Joffrey. For everything.

Tyrion tells Sansa of their engagement...
To say that she's not thrilled is an understatement. 

I hate Lord Twatbeard but he does give a good speech.
Littlefinger is a master of thinking ahead. And getting ahead.

Speaking of getting ahead...
Ros got royally shafted. And not in the good way. Bye, bye scene stealer.

Tears are not a woman's only weapon Sansa.
Standing there crying won't solve anything.

For once, Jon and Ygritte climbed something that wasn't each other. 
And then they kissed at the top. And no one pushed them off.