Thursday, 23 May 2013

Game of Thrones: Episode Summaries/Reviews



SEASON SIX:


Episode 1: The Red Woman
Jon Snow is dead. Daenerys meets a strong man. Cersei sees her daughter again.
Summary/Review: Attack of the Crones

Episode 2: Home
Bran trains with the Three Eyed Raven. The Night's Watch stand behind Alliser Thorne. The Lannisters reconnect.
Summary/Review: Melisandre Strikes Back

Episode 3: Oathbreaker
While Daenerys meets her future, Bran meets the past. Tommen confronts the High Sparrow and Arya continues her training. Varys finds answers and Ramsay gets an unexpected gift.
Summary/Review: Oafbreaker

Episode 4: Book of the Stranger
Tyrion strikes a deal. Jorah and Daario undertake a difficult task. Jaime and Cersei attempt to improve their situation.
Summary/Review: TARTHBANE? TARTHBAE!!!

Episode 5: The Door
Tyrion seeks a strange ally. Bran learns a great deal. Brienne goes on a dangerous mission and Arya is given another chance to prove herself.
Summary/Review: HODOR!!!

Episode 6: Blood of my Blood
An old foe comes back into the picture. Gilly meets Sam's family. Arya faces a difficult choice. Jaime faces off against the High Sparrow.
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Episode 7: The Broken Man
The High Sparrow eyes yet another target. Jaime confronts a hero. Arya makes a plan. And the North remembers.
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Episode 8: No One.
While Jaime weighs his options, Cersei answers a request and Tyrion’s plans bear fruit. Arya faces a new test.
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Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards
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Episode 10: The Winds of Winter
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Season 5:

Episode 1: The Wars to Come
Tyrion is presented with a new opportunity and Daenerys grapples with her dragons.

Summary/Review: The Whores to Cuddle

Episode 2: The House of Black and White
Arya arrives in Braavos, Brienne and Pod run into trouble and CerseI fears for Myrcella's safety in Dorne.

Summary/Review: Wrath, Rejection and WHEELY bad decisions 

Episode 3: High Sparrow
Tommen and Margaery wed. Arya has trouble adapting to her new life. Littlefinger reveals his marriage arrangements to Sansa. Jon gives his first orders as Lord Commander. Tyrion and Varys arrive in Volantis.
Summary/Review: Because I Got High...Whore Khaleesi?

Episode 4 The Sons of the Harpy
Margaery seeks prudent counsel. Jaime struggles in foreign lands. Dany answers the Harpy's call.
Summary/Review: Sons of the Harpic

Episode 5 Kill The Boy
Jon enlists the help of an unexpected ally, Daenerys makes a difficult decision in Meereen.

Summary/Review: Its Clobberin' Time?

Episode 6 Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
Arya continues her training at the House of Black and White, Jorah and Tyrion run into slavers and the Sand Snakes mount an attack.

Summary/Review: Bitter Lannister Tart 

Episode 7 The Gift
Jon heads east as trouble begins to stir for Sam and Gilly at Castle Black. Sansa asks Theon for help. Tyrion and Jorah are sold as slaves. Cersei savors her triumph over the Tyrells as new plots are developed in the shadows.

Summary/Review: Good Things Come in Small Packages

Episode 8 Hardhome
Tyrion advises Daenerys. Sansa forces Theon to tell her a secret. Cersei remains stubborn. Arya meets her first target. Jon and Tormund meet with the Wildling Elders.

Summary/Review: The White Walking Dead

Episode 9 A Dance With Dragons
Jon returns to the wall. Arya runs into someone from her past. Mace visits the Iron Bank. Stannis faces a difficult decision. Daenerys oversees a celebration of athleticism.

Summary/Review: How To Train Your Drogon

Episode 10 Mother's Mercy
Stannis marches. Dany is surrounded by strangers. Cersei seeks forgiveness. Jon is challenged.

Summary/Review: You got me beggin' you for Mercy (yeah yeah yeah)

Season 4:

Episode 1: Two Swords
Tyrion welcomes a new guest and Arya is reunited with an old friend.

Summary/Review:  One Dog and his Chicken

Episode 2: The Lion and the Rose
While Joffrey and Margaery host a breakfast, Stannis loses his patience with Davos. 

Summary/Review:Long live the Ki...Aww...

Episode 3: Breaker of Chains
Tyrion considers his options, while Daenerys chooses her champion.

Summary/Review: Well, I'm Stumped. Literally
Summary/Review: Well, I'm Stumped. Literally. Part 2

Episode 4: Oathkeeper
Daenerys tries to balance justice and mercy in Meereen, while in Kings Landing Jaime gives Brienne a task.

Summary/Review: Jaimersei? Podrienne? Sansafinger? Wormissandei?


Episode 5: The First of His Name
In Kings Landing, Cersei and Tywin plot the next move for the Lannisters and the crown as they prepare for Tommen's coronation. Daenerys discusses her plans with her advisers.   

Summary/Review: Eww...Lysafinger

Episode 6: The Laws of Gods and Men
Stannis and Davos set sail from Dragonstone with  a new strategy, while Daenerys meets with supplicants. In Kings Landing, Tyrion has a showdown with his father Tywin in the throne room. 

Summary/Review: The Glares of Gods and Men

Episode 7: Mockingbird
Tyrion makes an unlikely ally and Jon's warnings about the Wall fall on deaf ears. 

Summary/Review: Petyrbear

Episode 8: The Mountain and the Viper
Unexpected visiitors arrive in Mole's Town. Litttlefinger's motives are questioned. Ramsay tries to prove himself to his father. Tyrion's fate is decided. 

Summary/Review: Worst. Headache. Ever

Episode 9: The Watchers on the Wall
Jon Snow and the Night's Watch face their biggest challenge yet. 

Summary/Review: Ygrittes? Jon Snow's Had a Few. Well...One. 


Episode 10: The Children
Alongside an unexpected arrival, Tyrion sees the truth in his situation.

Summary/Review: When Children Turn On Their Parents. No. Not like that. 


Season 3:

Episode 1: Valar Dohaeris
Jon is tested by the Wilding King. Tyrion asks for his reward. Dany sails into Slaver's Bay.

Summary/Review: Mass Debating.

Episode 2: Dark Wings, Dark Words
Arya runs into the Brotherhood Without Banners. Jaime finds a way to pass the time.

Summary/Review: Screwing Theon

Episode 3: Walk of Punishment
Dany hears the price. Jaime strikes a deal with his captors. 

Summary/Review: Most. Inappropriate. Closing. Music. Ever.

Episode 4: And Now His Watch is Ended
The Night's Watch takes stock. Dany exchanges a chain for a whip.  

Summary/Review: And Now His Watch Is Dracary'ed

Episode 5: Kissed by Fire
The Hound is judged. Jon proves himself. Robb is betrayed.

Summary: You've Learnt Something Jon Snow
Review: Kissed By Fire. Literally

Episode 6: The Climb
Four Houses consider alliances.  Jon and the Wildings face a daunting climb.

Summary: Bye Bye Scene Stealer
Review: This Is What It Sounds Like When Little Doves Cry

Episode 7: The Bear and the Maiden Fair
Dany exchanges gifts in Yunkai. Brienne faces a formidable foe in Harrenhal

Summary: There's something to be said about a frozen Bruni
Review: A bear there was. A bear, A BEAR!



Episode 8: Second Sons
Dany meets the Titan's Bastard. Kings Landing hosts a royal wedding.

Summary: Here Comes Faabio Naharis
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Episode 9: The Rains of Castamere
Edmure meets his bride and Yunkai stands as a looming challenge to Dany and Jorah.

*Summary/Review: Its A Nice Day For A Red Wedding.
*Have been merged for this one. Seems appropriate.

Episode 10: Mhysa
Joffrey stands up to Tywin and Dany discovers whether she's seen as a conqueror or a liberator.

Summary/Review: Reigning RobbWind

Season 2:

Episode 1: The North Remembers
Tyrion arrives to save Joffrey's crown from threats old and new. Daenerys searches for allies and water in the red waste. Jon Snow and the Night's Watch face the wilderness beyond the wall.

Summary/Review: The Nerf Remembers

Episode 2: The Night Lands
Arya shares a secret with a familiar recruit. A scout returns to Dany with disturbing news. Theon comes home to the Iron Islands and his real family. Tyrion administers justice. Jon witnesses a terrible crime.

Summary/Review: Scouting For ...Dragons?

Episode 3: What Is Dead May Never Die
Tyrion roots out a spy. Catelyn meets a new king and queen. Bran dreams. Theon drowns.

Summary/Review:Betrayon.

Episode 4: Garden Of Bones
Catelyn tries to save two kings from themselves. Tyrion practices coercion. Robb meets a foreigner outside the gates of salvation. Dany finds her ally. Melisandre casts a large shadow on the Stormlands.
   
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Episode 5: The Ghost of Harrenhal
The Baratheon rivalry ends. Tyrion learns of Cersei's secret weapon. Dany suffers a loss. Arya collects a debt she doesn't know she was owed. Jon and the Night's Watch man an ancient fortress and meet a legend.

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Episode 6: The Old Gods And the New
Arya has a surprise visitor. Dany vows to take what is hers. Joffrey meets his subjects. Quorin gives Jon a chance to prove himself.

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Episode 7:  A Man Without Honor
Jaime meets a relative. Theon hunts. Dany receives an invitation.

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Episode 8: The Prince of Winterfell
Theon holds down the fort. Arya calls in her debt with Jaqen. Robb is betrayed. Stannis and Davos approach their destination.

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Episode 9: Blackwater
Tyrion and the Lannisters fight for their lives as Stannis's fleet assaults Kings Landing.

Summary/Review: Tywinning

Episode 10: Valar Morghulis
Dany goes to a strange place. Jon proves himself.

Summary/Review

Season 1:

Episode 1: Winter Is Coming
Lord Ned Stark is troubled by disturbing reports from a Night's Watch deserter. King Robert and the Lannisters arrive at Winterfell. The exiled Viserys Targaryen forges a powerful alliance.

Synopsis/Review: Twincest Is Coming

Episode 2: The Kingsroad
The Lannisters plot to ensure Bran's silence. Jon and Tyrion head to the Wall. Ned faces a family crisis on route to Kings Landing.

Synopsis/Review: Needle.Evil. Reveal

Episode 3: Lord Snow
Jon impresses Tyrion at Castle Black. Ned confronts his past and the future at Kings Landing. Daenerys finds herself at odds with Viserys. 

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Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards and Broken Things
Ned probs Jon Arryn's death. Jon takes measures to protect Sam. Tyrion is caught in the wrong place.

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Episode 5: The Wolf and the Lion
Ned refuses an order from the King. Tyrion escapes one perilous encounter only to find himself in another.

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Episode 6: A Golden Crown
Ned makes a controversial decree. Tyrion confesses to his "crimes"; Viserys receives final payment for Daenerys.

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Episode 7: You Win Or You Die
Ned confronts Cersei about her secrets. Jon takes his Night's Watch vows. Drogo promises to lead the Dothraki to Kings Landing.

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Episode 8: The Pointy End
The Lannisters press their advantage over the Starks. Robb rallies his father's northern allies and heads south to war.

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Episode 9: Baelor
Ned makes a fateful decision. Robb takes a prize prisoner. Dany finds her reign imperilled. 

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Episode 10: Fire And Blood
A new king rises in the North. A Khaleesi finds new hope.

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