There's something to be said about a frozen Bruni...

Game of Thrones
Season 3 

Episode 7

The Bear and the Maiden Fair

Summary:

Jon Snow has no Ygritte's... Regrets.
Jon has Ygritte. And talk of battles. And drums. And marching. And you know nothing Jon Snow.

Orell wants Ygritte.
Ygritte understands the way things are. Orell wants to hold on to her. Literally.

Cat is worrying. Again.
Everyone hates Robb's wife. Apart from Robb.

Some things cannot be unseen.
Like a naked Robb. And a naked Robb's wife.

Yes. We all write to our Mother's in Valyrian now.
Common tongue. Everywhere.

You've got a little wolf cub growing inside of you...
I know. I know.

I love you Tormond.

Orell wants to have Ygritte.
Ygritte likes pretty men. Who knew?

Sansaery?
Stupid little girl. With stupid dreams. Who never learns...What? Sansa said that not me. Margaery and Sansa also bond over her engagement. Margaery gives her a flower.

Tyrion is a prize amongst the Lannisters.
Sansa should be privileged.

Most women don't know what they like until they've tried it.  Etc... Etc... Etc...
Margaery is so lying to you girl.  

Tyrion. And on. And on. And on
Bronn is the best observer of people there is. And a very clever man in his own right.

Tywinning
Joffrey versus Tywin. Tywin wins.

Meanwhile...The curiosities on the far side of the world.
Dany listen to Jorah. When he's not undressing you with his eyes he makes a lot of sense.
 
Dany is a quest to save slaves. How noble. And time consuming.
Those Unsullied look awesome don't they.

Being carrying into Daenery's camp by slaves is not the best approach...
Titles. Titles. Titles....

Dragons! And negotiations... Oh my.
Those dragons are so cute. I mean deadly.

Nice eye liner bad guy. 
They offer gold and ships but no, that's not good enough. Dany wants the city.

Dragons are the negotiation tools needed. Everywhere.
If only one of them was a girl and could lay eggs.

Tyrion has golden chains for Shae. No. Not in that way.
He's trying to cushion the blow of his marriage. Shae still thinks she's a funny whore.

Meanwhile... Melisandre and Gendry are taking a romantic cruise.
And sharing stories of their childhood. How touching.

Arya remains angry with the Brotherhood.
They gave her abs... I mean Gendry away. 

Gotcha.
Oh Sandor. You have returned.

Brienne and Jaime bond. Then say goodbye.
Promises must be kept and never broken.

Roose Bolton sends his regards to Lord Tywin.
Jaime sends regards to Robb Stark.

Locke quips.
Jaime imagines him dead.

Theon looks so cross. I mean... Aww...
Ramsay has sent Theon ladies to take care of him. Literally.

Ramsay blows his horn.
Theon may lose his horn. Forever. 

Its a windmill. Wilding women are easily impressed.
Jon Snow keeps bringing up big towers and swooning. Oh Jon.

The Wildings will fail?
You know nothing Jon Snow.

Your mine Jon Snow.
Every fangirls mantra. 

Osha worries about Bran.
Black magic isn't chocolate in Westeros.

Hodor!
HODOR!

Osha hates on the gods. Then shares a lovely story about why she came from beyond the Wall.
She lost her Bruni. Then got him back as a White Walker and had to burn their hut down to kill him..
There's something to be said about a frozen Bruni.  They're a bugger to melt.

Jaime's Stump. Kingslayer Half Arm?
Qyburn has gotten out the corruption. The stump even has a cute hat.

Qyburn reveals that Brienne's Dad tried to buy her freedom. Locke is having none of it.
Brienne is Locke's men's entertainment. Jaime is having none of it.

The Bear and the Maiden Fair. Ouch.
Jaime saves the day. And Brienne. Yay.