A Game of Songs: Theon

Ever wonder how Asha/Yara feels about her brother? Original song is Alfie by Lilly Allen.

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Ooh deary me
My little brother's on my horse trying to sleep with me
I don't stop him because its rather funny
He can't be bothered to stop because his sword is poking me 

 

I ask him very nicely if he'd like to see our Dad
His eyes pop out on stalks like I've kicked him in the nads
Don't understand how he could not realise we're related
Theon, we aren't Lannisters and Dad would really frown on us dating

 

I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my lady hair?
Now now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear mon frere

 

Ooh Theon get up it's a brand new day
I just cant sit back and watch you bang the maid
You need to get a clue and stop getting laid
Stop thinking with your cock Theon please use your brain

 

Surely there's some wars out there that you can go and fight
I'm feeling guilty here for not telling all right
Now what the seven hells do you hope to learn from always getting laid?
When all you do is stay in playing with the maids?

 

I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my lady hair?
Now now there's no need to swear
Please don't despair my dear mon frere

 

Oh little brother please refrain from doing that
I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being such a twat?
It's time that you and I sat down and had a little chat
And look me in the eyes instead of thinking of my...

 

I only say it cause I care
So please can you stop pulling my lady hair?
Now now there's no need to swear
 

Please don't despair
Please don't despair
My mon frere