Most. Inappropriate. Closing. Music. Ever.

Game of Thrones

Season 3

Episode 3:

Walk of Punishment

Summary (of sorts): 

Family gatherings on Game of Thrones are always awkward.

Especially when Edmure keeps missing his shot. Luckily the Blackfish is there to sort it for him.

Ooh the Blackfish!

Yes the Blackfish. Brynden Tully has finally joined us. Welcome.

Edmure has screwed up royally.

And become the new Lancel. I mean loser.

Robb is hot when he's angry.

And yet makes bad decisions just like his dad. That will haunt you Robb.

Meanwhile, Tywin is back as Hand of the King.

And everyone plays a game of chairs. And Tyrion wins.

Cersei looks bored. And is strangely silent.

Littlefinger looks smug. Whats new?

Tyrion is Master of Coin.

Cersei likes it. Pycelle is Cersei whipped.

Brienne and Jaime are being taken for a lovely ride through the country.

And arguing like any normal couple on holiday would.

Gendry is making armour.

Arya and Sandor are bonding.

Hot Pie is leaving?

And his parting gift is wolf bread. Aww...

Cat and the Blackfish are looking at the view.

And discussing her Father. I'm guessing this won't be the first painful experience she has this year.

Nope. I was right.

Cat misses her kids and is crying. I have Stark feels.

For some reason Talisa is tending to some Lannister kids that no one has ever heard of.

Nope. I have no idea why either.

Mance is admiring some lovely White Walker art.

Its so pretty and swirly that you can forgive their brutality.

Mance wants to see if crows can fly.

I sense no parachute for Jon Snow.

Meanwhile, the Nights Watch are back at Crasters place.

Ghost just shunned Sam. Aww... And they were so close once.

Craster is not at home to guests.

But lets them in anyway.

He doesn't like the Nights Watch looking at his wives.

Or his wives moaning in pain as they give birth.

Craster thinks Sam would do them as food.

Sam has quickly left the building.

Sam is now watching Gilly give birth. To a boy.

Kinky devil.

Theon is still quite cross. I mean on a cross.

Luckily that nice boy wants to help him out.

Meanwhile, Stannis is seeing off Melisandre.

Stannis has abandonment issues and won't let her go.

Stannis wants Melisandre more then anything else.

But she says that his fires burn low. Thats rejection that is.

Meanwhile Dany walks the walk of punishment. Jorah and Barristan don't like it.

Dany doesn't like slavery or death. And yet she wants an army to take back the throne. This won't end well...

Astaporian slave traders know nothing.

Eight thousand Unsullied are expensive.

Dany is trading a dragon?

Jorah and Barristan don't like it. And neither do I.

Dany does not like being questioned. And she has just bought Missandei.

As a slave... Sort of.

Unsullied obey without question?

Kinky fan fiction anyone?

Oh look. Ros.

Pod has become tripod.

Littlefinger is grateful for Ros.

He may be the only one.

Littlefinger and Tyrion talk business.

Tyrion and Littlefinger talk Lord Twatbeard.

Tyrion wants to reward Pod.

And he does. With three whores. One that bend herself in every way.

Tyrion explains money lending Bronn.

Bronn has no need of it.

Pod is a love god. Apparently.

The whores charged him nothing.

Meanwhile, Theon is on the run.

But now they've found him and they want his...bum?

Theon has a nice arse.

And a very helpful boy friend.

Meanwhile, at camp, Brienne is about to be forcibly bonded with a lot of men.

Jaime, explains where Brienne is from in order to save her from being hurt.

Jaime is now talking too much.

This won't end well.

Oh shit. I said you talking too much will get you in trouble.

You may even lose a hand over it.

And there's the screaming.

And the most inappropriate closing music ever.

Review:

Well, this is the one where the Kingslayer lost his good hand, Dany traded her dragons, Theon almost got more then crossed and everyone in Kings Landing played the Game of Chairs, apart from Pod who just played the Game of Whores. And Ros...Who is just boobs basically. Oh and there was Littlefinger's new name from the lovely Bronn: Lord Twatbeard. Also Cersei was bored. Very bored. Indeed.

On the whole I was quite entertained for an episode that was mostly all talk until the end when Jaime was no longer handy. Keep it up Game of Thrones.