Game
of Thrones
Season
5
Episode
3: High Sparrow
Summary:
Margaery,
freshly wed to Tommen, manipulates her husband into dispatching
Cersei to Casterly Rock.
Lord
Baelish conducts Sansa Stark to Winterfell to cement an alliance with
Roose Bolton through her marriage to his son Ramsay; Sansa will
consolidate the Bolton hold on the North, while Baelish hints at an
alliance between the North and the Eyrie is capable of bringing down
the kingdom.
Jon
Snow refuses Stannis' proposition and Stannis heads for King's
Landing via Winterfell.
To
adapt in the House of Black and White, Arya rids herself of all her
personal effects save for Needle, which she hides in a pile of rocks.
At
Castle Black, Ser Allister is named First Ranger; Janos Slynt refuses
to be dispatched to rebuild Greygard, and Snow executes Slynt
himself.
Lancel
finds the High Septon compromised in Littlefinger's brothel; in a
purge, Cersei decides to seek out the High Sparrow.
Arriving
in Volantis, Tyrion visits a brothel and is abducted by Jorah
Mormont.
Tweets:
IT
IS TIME! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
Becoming
No One: The Autobiography of Arya Stark. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
Oh
Tommen... Quickness is not a virtue. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@SassySansa
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!
@SassySansa
HOLD ME!.
@HBO_UK
SMIRKING WHORE FROM HIGHGARDEN!!!.
So,
so, so awkward... #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
ITS
NOT JUST ARYA WHO HAS A BLOODY KILL LIST NOW!!! #GameofThrones
#HighSparrow.
@SassySansa
I vote angry hate sex.
@SassySansa
I mean between me and you. :).
@Dany_Stormborn_
They don't call it Highgarden for nothing. #GameofThrones
#HighSparrow.
TANTRUM
Sansa. Do what we're all thinking! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@SassySansa
Sexy ;).
Stalking
Brienne. Stalking. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow
@SassySansa
You need this more then me. *Hands over all her wine*.
Alayne
is Jeyne. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
Also
the irony that wine is good for you. Fuck you Trolling Margaery.
#GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@SassySansa
I plan to. Privately. ;).
Podrienne!
#GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@TommensFury
Men are not useful. #Laughs.
@TommensFury
So boats and stuff that makes you sick? Typical Teenager.
#GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@Dany_Stormborn_
Finally!. Oh Brienne. I actually find you quite hot you know.
#GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@TommensFury
How quick were they though? #Laughs.
@Arya_No1
Deja vu. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
RT
@LMargaeryTyrell: 4 times that lasted about 25 seconds each.
Stannie!
#GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
Jon
Snow: Businessman #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@TommensFury
Well, our family can't possibly get any weirder can it?.
@im_no_ser
Right now... Yay.
@SassySansa
*Snuggles*.
@SassySansa
Let me take you away from all this. To my bedchamber. <3
Is
that the first CUNT of the season? Or the first I've paid any
attention to? #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
Needle!
*Comes along and steals* #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@SassySansa
Who says you won't be? ;).
@TommensFury
Hasn't Olenna buggered off?.
I
never thought I'd see Arya stripping a man who isn't Gendry. And
alive. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
The
North Remembers. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
This
will not end well rhymes with Winterfell. Just saying. #GameofThrones
#HighSparrow.
Finally
Janos Slynt's bitch fits cost him. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
Jon!
Be a man! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
Apparently
both Jon and Dany have no idea what mercy means anymore.
#GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
"Wouldn't
it be lovely" Starts playing on the ads. @skyatlantic is a cruel
channel. #Laughs #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
How
to offend the Seven. In Seven Easy Steps. #GameofThrones
#HighSparrow.
@SassySansa
I would rather offend them with you. Costumes tonight? ;).
Well...
So far this season has more bad decisions in it then swearing. I miss
the swearing. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@SassySansa
Which one of us gets to be the Warrior? ;).
The
irony is that I'm right. The other irony is that it will never end
well. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
Theon
knows who Sansa is. Right? #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
Oh
champion, my champion. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
You
want to take me on Littlefinger? Come bring it then. #GameofThrones
#HighSparrow.
@Dany_Stormborn_
Goth phase? #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@SassySansa
Well... All right. Mmm... Red Priestess... #GameofThrones
#HighSparrow.
@SassySansa
I'll polish the sword ;).
@SassySansa
*Carries you off* ;).
@SassySansa
What about during? ;).
IMP-NAPPED.
#GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
Also:
FRIENDZONE! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.
@gamofphoto
And mine. #Laughs.
Why
did Jorah not sleep with whore Khaleesi? I'd have preferred that to
seeing Tommen in bed with that smirking whore from Highgarden.
Review:
May have gotten distracted a little halfway through and then spent my time crying in a corner like Jorah. But still the direction the show is heading continues to intrigue me.
needs more Drogon trolling Dany though. Forever.
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