Sunday, 3 May 2015

Because I Got High...Whore Khalessi?

Game of Thrones
Season 5
Episode 3: High Sparrow

Summary:
Margaery, freshly wed to Tommen, manipulates her husband into dispatching Cersei to Casterly Rock.

Lord Baelish conducts Sansa Stark to Winterfell to cement an alliance with Roose Bolton through her marriage to his son Ramsay; Sansa will consolidate the Bolton hold on the North, while Baelish hints at an alliance between the North and the Eyrie is capable of bringing down the kingdom.

Jon Snow refuses Stannis' proposition and Stannis heads for King's Landing via Winterfell.

To adapt in the House of Black and White, Arya rids herself of all her personal effects save for Needle, which she hides in a pile of rocks.

At Castle Black, Ser Allister is named First Ranger; Janos Slynt refuses to be dispatched to rebuild Greygard, and Snow executes Slynt himself.

Lancel finds the High Septon compromised in Littlefinger's brothel; in a purge, Cersei decides to seek out the High Sparrow.

Arriving in Volantis, Tyrion visits a brothel and is abducted by Jorah Mormont.

Tweets:

IT IS TIME! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Becoming No One: The Autobiography of Arya Stark. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Oh Tommen... Quickness is not a virtue. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@SassySansa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H!

@SassySansa HOLD ME!.

@HBO_UK SMIRKING WHORE FROM HIGHGARDEN!!!.

So, so, so awkward... #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

ITS NOT JUST ARYA WHO HAS A BLOODY KILL LIST NOW!!! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@SassySansa I vote angry hate sex.

@SassySansa I mean between me and you. :).

@Dany_Stormborn_ They don't call it Highgarden for nothing. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

TANTRUM Sansa. Do what we're all thinking! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@SassySansa Sexy ;).

Stalking Brienne. Stalking. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow

@SassySansa You need this more then me. *Hands over all her wine*.

Alayne is Jeyne. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Also the irony that wine is good for you. Fuck you Trolling Margaery. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@SassySansa I plan to. Privately. ;).

Podrienne! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@TommensFury Men are not useful. #Laughs.

@TommensFury So boats and stuff that makes you sick? Typical Teenager. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@Dany_Stormborn_ Finally!. Oh Brienne. I actually find you quite hot you know. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@TommensFury How quick were they though? #Laughs.

@Arya_No1 Deja vu. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

RT @LMargaeryTyrell: 4 times that lasted about 25 seconds each.

Stannie! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Jon Snow: Businessman #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@TommensFury Well, our family can't possibly get any weirder can it?.

@im_no_ser Right now... Yay.

@SassySansa *Snuggles*.

@SassySansa Let me take you away from all this. To my bedchamber. <3

Is that the first CUNT of the season? Or the first I've paid any attention to? #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Needle! *Comes along and steals* #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@SassySansa Who says you won't be? ;).

@TommensFury Hasn't Olenna buggered off?.

I never thought I'd see Arya stripping a man who isn't Gendry. And alive. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

The North Remembers. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

This will not end well rhymes with Winterfell. Just saying. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Finally Janos Slynt's bitch fits cost him. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Jon! Be a man! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Apparently both Jon and Dany have no idea what mercy means anymore. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

"Wouldn't it be lovely" Starts playing on the ads. @skyatlantic is a cruel channel. #Laughs #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

How to offend the Seven. In Seven Easy Steps. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@SassySansa I would rather offend them with you. Costumes tonight? ;).


Well... So far this season has more bad decisions in it then swearing. I miss the swearing. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@SassySansa Which one of us gets to be the Warrior? ;).

The irony is that I'm right. The other irony is that it will never end well. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Theon knows who Sansa is. Right? #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Oh champion, my champion. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

You want to take me on Littlefinger? Come bring it then. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@Dany_Stormborn_ Goth phase? #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@SassySansa Well... All right. Mmm... Red Priestess... #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@SassySansa I'll polish the sword ;).

@SassySansa *Carries you off* ;).

@SassySansa What about during? ;).

IMP-NAPPED. #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

Also: FRIENDZONE! #GameofThrones #HighSparrow.

@gamofphoto And mine. #Laughs.

Why did Jorah not sleep with whore Khaleesi? I'd have preferred that to seeing Tommen in bed with that smirking whore from Highgarden.

Review:
May have gotten distracted a little halfway through and then spent my time crying in a corner like Jorah. But still the direction the show is heading continues to intrigue me. 

needs more Drogon trolling Dany though. Forever. 

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