Wrath, Rejection and WHEELY Bad Decisions

The House of Black and White

Summary:

Arya arrives in Braavos and is accepted into the House of Black and White (After an extremely long while). Cersei sends Jaime to Dorne to bring back Myrcella (After an arguement); Jaime recruits Bronn and relieves him of his betrothal to Lollys.

Podrick Payne recognises Littlefinger and Sansa inside an inn where they are resting; Brienne of Tarth tries to convince Sansa of her vow of allegiance to Catelyn Stark but is rebuffed. Brienne tries to leave, when ensues a confrontation where Brienne kills some of Baelish's men.

Jon Snow is promised legitimacy and Winterfell if he bends the knee to Stannis; Samwell forced Snow's hand by nominating him as candidate, and Snow is elected the 998th Lord Commander of the Night's Watch on the casting vote of Maester Aemon.

Daenerys is faced with a riot after she decides to execute a former slave who has murdered a captured member of the Son of Harpy before he has been given the chance of a fair trial; she has to be evacuated by her Unsullied.

Drogon reappears when Dany is atop her citadel overlooking the city of Meereen.

Tweets:

And now my watch begins. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Ooh...Strong language and violence? #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

And... SING! #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Wait...So no boobs? Or dragons? #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

And Arya is shipping it. On a ship that is. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

I was expecting to see Gendry and Hot Pie waving at her then. #GameofThrones

#TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Arya: Rejected #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

So, I was right. Arya really was out there for a long time. Hah! #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Also Arya stop saying my name! Anyone would think that you wanted to kill me! #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Are Brienne, Pod, Little Finger and Sansa actually in the same place? Yay! #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Brienne's wandering actually makes sense. Finally. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Oh fuck Brienne's confidence forever takes a beating. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Yay! Fight! #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Brienne and Pod spin off incoming. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

@Dark_Sansa Dark Sansa doesn't like anyone much. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Yay neck stab! #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Brienne wants to stalk Sansa. There's a ship I never saw coming. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Also wtf is that? Myrcella's necklace. Fuck. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

"Smirking whore from Highgarden" The title of Margaery's Autobiography. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

A one handed man is going to Dorne. I've threatened to burn them all. This will never backfire. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Myrcella is my precious little treasure. And apparently the only one I care enough about to give matching bling like mine. #GameofThrones.

Bronn and...Lollys? Why is she not plump. At all. And may even be clever. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Oh Jaime. Nice leathers. Very nice leathers.. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Poor Bronn has been dumped by raven. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! DORNE! #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Hey Grey Worm, I love your tongue. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

There's no restraining Dany. Daario knows it. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

All Queens are bitchy. And Dany's father was a psychopath. Ser Barristan sucks at precious memories. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Two Dicks in box. Well...One. Technically. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

On a different note: Varys has a really lovely box. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Dwarf head surprise for Qyburn tonight? Yummy. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Grand Maester Pycelle is in the zone where not even friends go. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Oh Kevan. Bitchy is a trait in all Lannisters. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Insult my authority will you Uncle? Just be grateful that Joffrey's crossbow isn't here anymore. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Everyone shuts up Mace Tyrell. Its tradition now. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Adverts here... *Sighs* #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Aww... Shireen is teaching Gilly how to read. And Sam is a living encyclopedia. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Gilly is like...Your face? Let's bond. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Grey Scale turns people into animals? Zombies!!! #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Selyse is just a barrel of fun and a fantastic role model for Shireen isn't she? #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Stannis outfoxed by a ten year old? The irony. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Jon Snow just admitted that's he is a bastard. And Sam is real wizard. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

I vote for Jon Snow. Because he knows some things. #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Samwell Tarly: Politician #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Snow! Snow!Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! Snow! #GameofThrones #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite.

Arya! What did that bird ever do to you? #HouseofBlackandWhite #GameofThrones.

Oh... Hello Jaqen. #HouseofBlackandWhite #GameofThrones.

Justice is harsh with Dany. #HouseofBlackandWhite #GameofThrones.

I vote for King Grey Worm. #HouseofBlackandWhite #GameofThrones.

"The law is the law" Oh Dany no. Do not become Ned. #HouseofBlackandWhite #GameofThrones.

No! Not Grey Worm! (Or someone) #HouseofBlackandWhite #GameofThrones.

Even her children are telling her no? Oh Dany... #HouseofBlackandWhite #GameofThrones.

Oh fuck! Bad move Dany! #HouseofBlackandWhite #GameofThrones.

Drogon be trolling you Dany. #HouseofBlackandWhite #GameofThrones.

So...Drogon doesn't want Dany either? The theme of this episode must so be rejection. #HouseofBlackandWhite #GameofThrones.

Next week on #GameofThrones #GoTSeason5 Dany develops her diplomacy skills by whacking the citizens of Meereen personally with arakhs.

I'm not entirely sure what to call my review of #GameofThrones #GoTSeason5 #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite Rejection, Failure and Rioting?

RT @DaamnIt: @NiceQueenCersei #NobodyLikesDany.

I should take comfort from the fact that Dany is momentarily at least, less popular then me with her own people. #TheHouseofBlackAndWhite. Final thoughts on: #GameofThrones

Review:

Oh geeze. What can I say about this episode? Things are going from bad to worse. For everyone. Bad decisions are made constantly and badly handled.  

Highlights: Drogon. Or DroGONE.